You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.


Sometimes when you're with the same old people, you get the same old thing.

Miami is the place where all great Medicare fraud schemes come from. It has a great concentration of professional criminals and old people.

There are fads in life and old people indulge things to excess sometimes.

Our target customers are people in their 20s. Old people wanted to be 21 again, and young people wanted to be 21 forever.

When I was a child, I loved old people. My New Hampshire grandfather was my model human being.

Old people whimper, and cry, and belch, and make great hollow rumbling sounds at table; old people wake up in the middle of the night screaming, and find out they haven't even been asleep; and when old people are asleep, they try to wake up, and they can't... not for the longest time.

I got a gerontology certificate a million years ago along with my law degree, so I've been interested in older people for many years. Some people grow up with a lot of kids around, but I just grew up with a lot of old people.

I think age is just something written down on a piece of paper. I mean, you come across 20-year-olds who are like old people sometimes. I've never taken much account of age throughout my life - my own or anyone else's.